and the dollar bills will never stop coming my way.
rules to live by.
- never settle
- brush your teeth
- shower at least twice a week
- sleep with as many people as possible
- get tested
- never apologize
- dance like there is no tomorrow
- if a girl invites you over...go
- if a boy invites you over...don't go
- forget your pants
- get drunk
- spend other peoples money before you spend your own
- get naked as much as possible
- eat meat
- paint your nails
- pick up the moves
- sleep with someone famous and sell it to the tabloids
- take naked pictures and put them on your blog
- read blogs
- talk shit
- get into at least one fight a year
- get arrested at least once in your life
- travel
- sleep
- practicing having an eating disorder
- lie as much as possible
- never tell the truth
- flirt with your friends boyfriends
- make your own money
- fast forward during commercials
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