soooo today went a little something like this.....
First. K and K decide to go to S-Bucks before J gets to the apt for car pool.
I grabbed the trash on my way out trying to be the good roommate that I am.
K locks the door being the responsible roommate and we walk out the door.
I turn around instantly ask
"you have your keys right??""
"are you serious?"
"FUCK"
yes you heard it hear first. locked out of the apartment at 6:50 in the AM.
So we think no big deal I had my cell phone we can call security and they can let us in.
Fuck you security.
Can someone explain to me a policy that does not allow anyone to let residents back into their apartment on off hours??? what the fuck is that...locked out and no way in.
So the bitch at security gives us the number to a locksmith with an incompetent troll working the phones.
Troll puts K on hold several times for several minutes and eventually hangs up on us.
Death to Troll.
Call security again. Still wont help
Call back locksmith. Troll says she will call us back.
Now its been about 20 minutes. We decided to go to S bucks and wait for locksmith.
On our way out we seen a man sweeping and ask him if he can let us in.
J shows up.
Man tells us he can not let us in without a permission slip...i had no idea that the walking to building next door was considered a field trip.
Man tells us he will go get his supervisor...15 minutes later still not back.
Its time for plan B.
K calls security and tells them our toilet is over flowing and to please send someone. they agree and have no idea we are not actually in the apartment.
So we go to our hall way. still lacking in coffee
We wait and wait and wait.
30 minutes later....what if the toilet was really over flowing...idiots.
K calls troll and tells her she sucks and needs to talk to whoever is above her.
thats no one because she only know how to answer phones
The trolls driver calls 45 minutes...fuck off
Its time for plan C.
"Dad, do you know anyone who can pick a lock??"
"um no why"
Dad says he will take care of it.
2 minutes later phone rings.
New locksmith, no troll
She gets my address and says it will be 20 minutes.
Dad says he will pay...thanks!
5 minutes later:
one man
one towel
one hose?
how do you fix a toilet with one towel.
anyways. he knows who we are and is confused on why we are sitting in the hall.
we told him we are locked out
he goes and gets the keys.
WTF!
comes back.
"is there anything wrong with your toilet?"
"uhh no?"
"you liars"
in the apartment: 8:10
call Dad cancel the locksmith. thanks love you byeeee!!!
Dance it off.
Panera Bread.yummm
Peets coffee.double yummm
head for LA....9:45
p.s.
school started at 8:30
nice.
xo
kk
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Very interesting article. I had an interesting situation few days ago. I finally got a locksmith to come over and get the lock open. It turns out the keys the previous owner gave me, the key that was supposed to open that particular lock didn't match. The locksmith said it was difinitely the wrong key. I took a closer look at the door and it was a little cracked on the side plus the locksmith said the lock wasn't of the same series as the other locks in the apartment. The rest of the locks in the apartment was silver color while the odd one out without the key was gold in color. I think what most likely happened was the tenant of the previous owner, at one time or another, probably got himself locked out of the room and broke the lock, hence the damaged door side. After that, the guy replaced it with an identical lock... only he forgot to return the new key to the previous owner. That so pissed me of. I spend a few hours trying to get the lock open. I even sprayed it full of WD-40 to lubricate it. Damn it. I think I'm going to make a bonfire with all the previous tenant's old mail
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