<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941201554805713982</id><updated>2012-02-16T03:20:27.232-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cru</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oneweekonly.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8941201554805713982/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oneweekonly.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>KK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13584645517407787021</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TrXElfLFjls/R5LZ3VeqgKI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/HD_zJb_oYEc/S220/Picture+6858.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941201554805713982.post-485905605377909878</id><published>2008-05-28T21:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T21:56:26.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>so you think you can damce?</title><content type='html'>yes. actually I do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and the dollar bills will never stop coming my way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;rules to live by.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt; never settle&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;brush your teeth&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;shower at least twice a week&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;sleep with as many people as possible&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;get tested&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;never apologize&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;dance like there is no tomorrow&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;if a girl invites you over...go&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;if a boy invites you over...don't go&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;forget your pants&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;get drunk&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;spend other peoples money before you spend your own&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;get naked as much as possible&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;eat meat&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;paint your nails&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;pick up the moves&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;sleep with someone famous and sell it to the tabloids&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;take naked pictures and put them on your blog&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;read blogs&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;talk shit&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;get into at least one fight a year&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;get arrested at least once in your life&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;travel&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;sleep&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;practicing having an eating disorder&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;lie as much as possible&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;never tell the truth&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;flirt with your friends boyfriends&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;make your own money&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;fast forward during commercials&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxoxoxoxoxox&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s121.photobucket.com/albums/o222/katieegee/?action=view&amp;amp;current=donuts.gif" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o222/katieegee/donuts.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8941201554805713982-485905605377909878?l=oneweekonly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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Someone put some pants on the girl and then make sure she is wearing the right size shoe!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love you bye!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8941201554805713982-3221002184595250140?l=oneweekonly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oneweekonly.blogspot.com/feeds/3221002184595250140/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8941201554805713982&amp;postID=3221002184595250140' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8941201554805713982/posts/default/3221002184595250140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8941201554805713982/posts/default/3221002184595250140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oneweekonly.blogspot.com/2008/02/funny-thing-about-money-for-sex.html' title='Funny thing about money for sex'/><author><name>KK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13584645517407787021</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TrXElfLFjls/R5LZ3VeqgKI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/HD_zJb_oYEc/S220/Picture+6858.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941201554805713982.post-4077463827987474456</id><published>2008-01-25T19:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-25T20:21:08.026-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I like it better when it hurts</title><content type='html'>soooo today went a little something like this.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First. K and K decide to go to S-Bucks before J gets to the apt for car pool.&lt;br /&gt;I grabbed the trash on my way out trying to be the good roommate that I am.&lt;br /&gt;K locks the door being the responsible roommate and we walk out the door.&lt;br /&gt;I turn around instantly ask&lt;br /&gt;"you have your keys right??""&lt;br /&gt;"are you serious?"&lt;br /&gt;"FUCK"&lt;br /&gt;yes you heard it hear first. locked out of the apartment at 6:50 in the AM.&lt;br /&gt;So we think no big deal I had my cell phone we can call security and they can let us in.&lt;br /&gt;Fuck you security.&lt;br /&gt;Can someone explain to me a policy that does not allow anyone to let residents back into their apartment on off hours??? what the fuck is that...locked out and no way in.&lt;br /&gt;So the bitch at security gives us the number to a locksmith with an incompetent troll working the phones.&lt;br /&gt;Troll puts K on hold several times for several minutes and eventually hangs up on us.&lt;br /&gt;Death to Troll.&lt;br /&gt;Call security again. Still wont help&lt;br /&gt;Call back locksmith. Troll says she will call us back.&lt;br /&gt;Now its been about 20 minutes. We decided to go to S bucks and wait for locksmith.&lt;br /&gt;On our way out we seen a man sweeping and ask him if he can let us in.&lt;br /&gt;J shows up.&lt;br /&gt;Man tells us he can not let us in without a permission slip...i had no idea that the walking to building next door was considered a field trip.&lt;br /&gt;Man tells us he will go get his supervisor...15 minutes later still not back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its time for plan B.&lt;br /&gt;K calls security and tells them our toilet is over flowing and to please send someone. they agree and have no idea we are not actually in the apartment.&lt;br /&gt;So we go to our hall way. still lacking in coffee&lt;br /&gt;We wait and wait and wait.&lt;br /&gt;30 minutes later....what if the toilet was really over flowing...idiots.&lt;br /&gt;K calls troll and tells her she sucks and needs to talk to whoever is above her.&lt;br /&gt;thats no one because she only know how to answer phones&lt;br /&gt;The trolls driver calls 45 minutes...fuck off&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its time for plan C.&lt;br /&gt;"Dad, do you know anyone who can pick a lock??"&lt;br /&gt;"um no why"&lt;br /&gt;Dad says he will take care of it.&lt;br /&gt;2 minutes later phone rings.&lt;br /&gt;New locksmith, no troll&lt;br /&gt;She gets my address and says it will be 20 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;Dad says he will pay...thanks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 minutes later:&lt;br /&gt;one man&lt;br /&gt;one towel&lt;br /&gt;one hose?&lt;br /&gt;how do you fix a toilet with one towel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyways. he knows who we are and is confused on why we are sitting in the hall.&lt;br /&gt;we told him we are locked out&lt;br /&gt;he goes and gets the keys.&lt;br /&gt;WTF!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;comes back.&lt;br /&gt;"is there anything wrong with your toilet?"&lt;br /&gt;"uhh no?"&lt;br /&gt;"you liars"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in the apartment: 8:10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;call Dad cancel the locksmith. thanks love  you byeeee!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dance it off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Panera Bread.yummm&lt;br /&gt;Peets coffee.double yummm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;head for LA....9:45&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s.&lt;br /&gt;school started at 8:30&lt;br /&gt;nice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xo&lt;br /&gt;kk&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8941201554805713982-4077463827987474456?l=oneweekonly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oneweekonly.blogspot.com/feeds/4077463827987474456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8941201554805713982&amp;postID=4077463827987474456' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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again...new blog...new school....new apartment...new clothes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Favorite Place:&lt;br /&gt;Whole Foods in Tustin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Favorite Drink:&lt;br /&gt;Arizona Diet Green Ice Tea&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Favorite People:&lt;br /&gt;Santa Ana bums&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Least Favorite People:&lt;br /&gt;The ones that steal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Least Favorite Noise:&lt;br /&gt;Ike and Tina who live in 416&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Attn Everyone: Please stop wearing tube tops.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8941201554805713982-8677383161935499893?l=oneweekonly.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oneweekonly.blogspot.com/feeds/8677383161935499893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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